Alex: HEYYYYY!
Crowd: HEYYYY
Alex: I said, HEYYYYY!
Crowd: HEYYYY!
Alex: Everybody say… wait… everybody say ALL TIME LOW!
Crowd: ALL TIME LOW!
Alex: Everybody say JACK HAS A SMALL PENIS!
Crowd: JACK HAS A SMALL PENIS!
Alex: It’s True!
Jack: Fuck you, Alex!
Alex: I said, HEEEEYY!
Crowd: HEEEEYYYY!
Alex: I said, HEEEEYYY!
Crowd: HEEEEYYY!
Alex: I said JACK’S DICK IS SMALL!
Crowd: JACK’S DICK IS SMALL!
[repeat again]
Alex: I said HEEEEYYY!
Crowd: HEEEYYY!
[repeat again]
Alex: I said JACK’S DICK IS SMALL!
Crowd: JACK’S DICK IS SMALL!
Alex: I said IT’S REALLY FUCKING TINY!
*laughs*
Jack: You know, dude. I can’t start this next song till you guys chant something that I wanna hear.
Alex: What could you possibly wanna hear that will make you feel good?
Jack: That I’m beautiful unlike any other.
Alex: THE BEARD IS REALLY GROSS!
Crowd: THE BEARD IS REALLY GROSS!
Alex: SHAVE FOR YOUR FAMILY!
Crowd: SHAVE FOR YOUR FAMILY!
Alex: THEY WILL LIKE YOU BETTER
Crowd: THEY WILL LIKE YOU BETTER.
Jack: WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO HIM, HE’S AN EVIL MAN!
*Alex picks up a G-String*
Jack: I WAS GONNA BUY YOU GUYS TACO BELL BUT IM NOT GONNA DO IT ANYMORE. I was gonna do it!
Alex: *shows Jack the G-String* HEY! your underwear came off! Whose are these? Jack, Jack, I think your dad is here!